Cigarettes vs. Tampons

md4958 · 12-17-2008, 08:14 AM

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Mugen910 · 12-17-2008, 08:25 AM

oh man...that's funny..

GKitty · 12-17-2008, 08:57 AM

sooooooo not right and yet HILARIOUS!!!

Starscream · 12-17-2008, 09:10 AM

12-17-2008, 09:32 AM

I think this guy played it perfect!

Siebec · 12-17-2008, 10:42 AM

Nice.

elderboy02 · 12-17-2008, 10:46 AM

Good one!

ucla695 · 12-17-2008, 01:43 PM

Great one!!

12-17-2008, 02:23 PM

Nice!

12-17-2008, 02:27 PM

LOL gross!!!

Footbag · 12-17-2008, 02:31 PM

Very funny!

CBI_2 · 12-17-2008, 04:57 PM

Dude my wife even laughed at that one.

01-10-2009, 01:17 PM

Funny but thats just wrong

G G · 01-11-2009, 08:00 AM

Good one Moe.

12-17-2008, 08:14 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Cigarettes vs. Tampons A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

12-17-2008, 08:25 AM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons oh man...that's funny.. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

12-17-2008, 08:57 AM	#3
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons sooooooo not right and yet HILARIOUS!!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

12-17-2008, 09:10 AM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons __________________ Insert quote here.

12-17-2008, 09:32 AM	#5
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons I think this guy played it perfect!

12-17-2008, 10:42 AM	#6
Siebec Wating for the next Herf Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Findlay, OH Posts: 136 Trading: (7)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Nice.

12-17-2008, 10:46 AM	#7
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,512 Trading: (133)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Good one!

12-17-2008, 01:43 PM	#8
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Great one!!

12-17-2008, 02:23 PM	#9
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Nice!

12-17-2008, 02:27 PM	#10
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons LOL gross!!!

12-17-2008, 02:31 PM	#11
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Very funny!

12-17-2008, 04:57 PM	#12
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Dude my wife even laughed at that one. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-10-2009, 01:17 PM	#13
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigaretts vs. Tampons Funny but thats just wrong

01-11-2009, 08:00 AM	#14
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: Cigarettes vs. Tampons Good one Moe.

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