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Old 11-01-2011, 08:26 AM   #1
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:33 AM   #2
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:36 AM   #3
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:52 AM   #5
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:03 AM   #6
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Bout time that "witch" is taken care of!
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Shouldn't this be in the jokes forum?
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:15 AM   #8
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:19 AM   #9
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Yes. I was all sad until I opened this up
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:23 AM   #11
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Should be moved to the thoughts/prayers section or jokes.

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My first thought was, "lucky you".
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That was no accident. I'm sure that you planted that tree as premeditation on your honeymoon!
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20 post and 300 views I think you had a flood of prayers coming at you very funny tho
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