Limerick Thread! - Page 71

Gophernut · 02-11-2011, 08:41 AM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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He's fifteen, going on twenty,

No need to listen, he knows plenty,

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 09:08 AM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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He's fifteen, going on twenty,

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No need to listen, he knows plenty,

It's my patience he's starting to strain.

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 10:10 AM

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Spring training is just weeks from now,

14holestogie · 02-11-2011, 10:59 AM

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Spring training is just weeks from now,

I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 02:10 PM

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Spring training is just weeks from now,

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I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

VTDragon · 02-13-2011, 01:33 PM

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Spring training is just weeks from now,

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I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

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Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,

Gophernut · 02-14-2011, 08:35 AM

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Spring training is just weeks from now,

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I'm already in shape (of a fat cow)

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Bats will be swinging, baseballs will fly,

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Winners will celebrate, losers will cry,

Probably time for Fielder to lay off the chow.

Gophernut · 02-14-2011, 08:36 AM

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I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

VTDragon · 02-14-2011, 08:40 AM

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I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

Bluetick · 02-14-2011, 08:53 AM

but if my love should cry nay,

icehog3 · 02-14-2011, 10:11 AM

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I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

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Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

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but if my love should cry nay,

I'll call her sister, Mae,

Gophernut · 02-14-2011, 11:10 AM

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I suppose it's St Valentine's Day,

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Looking forward to a roll in the hay,

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but if my love should cry nay,

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I'll call her sister, Mae,

And try talking her into a three way.

Gophernut · 02-14-2011, 11:13 AM

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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

VTDragon · 02-14-2011, 01:50 PM

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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

BloodSpite · 02-14-2011, 02:07 PM

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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

The snow, it is melting

VTDragon · 02-15-2011, 07:58 AM

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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

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The snow, it is melting

The birds, they are singing

VTDragon · 02-15-2011, 11:34 AM

OK, You're right ... a do over:

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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

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The snow, it is melting

Though not enough to shed our winter pelting

Gophernut · 02-16-2011, 08:34 AM

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It's almost warm enough to smoke outside,

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Not even in danger of freezing my hide,

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The snow, it is melting

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Though not enough to shed our winter pelting

Just bring on spring, I cried.

icehog3 · 02-15-2011, 10:09 AM

melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary.

Gophernut · 02-15-2011, 10:53 AM

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melting-singing?

I call for a do-over, Gary.

02-11-2011, 10:10 AM	#3
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Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: It's almost warm enough to smoke outside, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

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