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Old 04-30-2009, 03:37 PM   #1
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The virus infected Lemmy and then promptly died. The pig also died even though he was in Mexico and Lemmy was in Wales. Medical marvel to be honest. It's a little known fact but Lemmy's blood is entirely resistant to disease of any kind. Have you ever heard of a bottle of Jack Daniel's developing hay fever? Same principle.

Lemmy mocks the mortal weakness of our flesh whilst sleeping with all our women. He's a cruel, but fair god.

And I look for any excuse to break open the good boxes.
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The Legend of Lemmy, I mean....not the Legend on Internet boxes.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:45 PM   #2
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Lemmy could almost be a match for you, Tom...

Almost...
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:28 PM   #3
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A touching verse....

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Old 04-30-2009, 04:57 PM   #4
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This "pandemic" is 100% being caused by the media.

This is ridiculous.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:08 PM   #5
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This "pandemic" is 100% being caused by the media.

This is ridiculous.

I know I seem like I'm wearing a tinfoil hat by saying this, but it's all too familiar:

Y2K anyone?

Terrify the masses with a potential medical apocalypse. When people are frightened, they consume. What are the vast majority of commercials that air during the "news"? Pharmaceuticals and food...

Just sayin....
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #6
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Head for the desserted islands. At least the kids in Texas get 10 days outta school.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:07 PM   #7
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Head for the desserted islands.
Do they have cakes and pies there?
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:00 PM   #8
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Ridiculous is correct. This girl on the train started coughing and everyone stared at her. So I started telling my gf (aloud) "don't know why they are so worried about her, I have the swine flu.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:15 PM   #9
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Just talked to my ex about this. she is the infection control nurse for one of the local hospitals,s o to say she's been busy is an understatement.

she said the main reason for concern, is this has hit at the end of the "normal" flu season. Devoloping a vaccine normally takes 5 months, which would put the date in October, which is considered the start of the flu season.

If a vaccine is not developed timely, NEXT flu season is when a lot of the damage could happen. In her field, they are making comparisons to the 1918 flu epidiemic, so it's not entirely media generated panic. There is a sense of urgency in the medical field.


And now, for a little distraction...
http://denofgeek.com/movies/242804/1...outbreaks.html
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:16 PM   #10
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If a vaccine is not developed timely, NEXT flu season is when a lot of the damage could happen. In her field, they are making comparisons to the 1918 flu epidiemic, so it's not entirely media generated panic. There is a sense of urgency in the medical field.
That is correct.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:14 PM   #11
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The crazy thing about this all is in Egypt. They have no reported cases of H1N1 virus yet they decided to slaughter all their pigs (over 300,000).

That is a lot wasted bacon =(
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I am acquainted with the man in this CNN video, Dr. Mike Osterholm. He's no dummy. While he is not yeling "pandemic," he seems to be cautiously waiting for more information.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/hea...ef=videosearch
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:51 AM   #14
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:06 AM   #15
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That's f'in AWESOME Vin.
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:38 AM   #16
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Some kid apparently came into school this morning with a note from a doctor that said he was exhibiting "flu-like symptoms" so they shut down the entire school.
Sensationalism FTW!
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:09 AM   #18
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Vinnie, nice repost
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Vinnie, nice repost
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:15 PM   #20
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