Smell of smoking - Page 4

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

You're in so much trouble when your wife gets home.

hahaha.... coming from one of the botl's that convinced me to do it!!! ill remember this!

yourchoice · 09-27-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

You're in so much trouble when your wife gets home.

Literally ----> lol

09-27-2009, 10:32 PM

cover the furniture with a sheet and spray some unscented Ozium. You should be fine.

09-27-2009, 10:34 PM

I am pretty sure my wife would smell it before she got in the house. She would just know.
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DPD6030 · 09-27-2009, 11:35 PM

Do it

Jimbo14 · 09-28-2009, 06:43 AM

So whats the story. Did you get busted?

ade06 · 09-28-2009, 08:40 AM

This thread is too funny. Please take picture of your wife's reaction upon coming home. Lol.

jerseystepup · 09-28-2009, 08:51 AM

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

ade06 · 09-28-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseystepup

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

Make sure you have some flowers delivered with your cigars (or have some placed in a vase).

slickster81 · 10-07-2009, 07:29 AM

To hell with that!

Put the cigars in a vase, and greet her at the door with a rose in your teeth, a bottle of champagne in one hand, glasses in the other. And this look on your face

It might throw her off for a spell....

Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06

Make sure you have some flowers delivered with your cigars (or have some placed in a vase).

e-man67 · 09-28-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseystepup

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

This thread is so damn funny! My wife too hates the smell of smoke...I wouldn't dare smoke in the house...you are too brave...of course you are gonna have blueballs for the next week b/c more than likely you aren't gettin any!

Oh, idea! you could burn some limburger cheese on the stove...that might cover the cigar stench up...on second thought no it won't your screwed!

GTCanuk · 09-28-2009, 07:58 PM

You could always get a pet skunk

09-28-2009, 09:26 AM

Sounds like you are busted to me. Air the house out, spray all furniture with Febreeze, make tacos right before she gets home.

Kreth · 09-28-2009, 08:05 PM

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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longknocker · 09-29-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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I was going to say, "How Long Have You Been Married"?

09-29-2009, 12:02 AM

Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

Skywalker · 09-29-2009, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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Originally Posted by Red

Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

Both of these are possible... just improbable!!!

longknocker · 09-29-2009, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseystepup

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

NO WAYYYYYY! You'll Get Busted! Just Ask David, i.e. (smitdavi).

icehog3 · 09-29-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

NO WAYYYYYY! You'll Get Busted! Just Ask David, i.e. (smitdavi).

Too late.

GreekGodX · 09-29-2009, 08:10 AM

It's D-Day

I'd go with Gkitty's advice. In this situation you need to go with a woman's advice.

If you won't listen to her, listen to me. Don't do anything about the smell and tell her that you are smoking in the house whenever you G.D feel like it.

09-27-2009, 10:32 PM	#3
bookman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking cover the furniture with a sheet and spray some unscented Ozium. You should be fine.

09-27-2009, 10:34 PM	#4
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking I am pretty sure my wife would smell it before she got in the house. She would just know. Posted via Mobile Device

09-27-2009, 11:35 PM	#5
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Smell of smoking Do it

09-28-2009, 06:43 AM	#6
Jimbo14 Habano Man Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: James Location: Australia Posts: 483 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking So whats the story. Did you get busted?

09-28-2009, 08:40 AM	#7
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Smell of smoking This thread is too funny. Please take picture of your wife's reaction upon coming home. Lol.

09-28-2009, 08:51 AM	#8
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

09-28-2009, 07:58 PM	#12
GTCanuk Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Paul (AKA Darrel) Location: Windsor. ON Posts: 248 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking You could always get a pet skunk

09-28-2009, 09:26 AM	#13
dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking Sounds like you are busted to me. Air the house out, spray all furniture with Febreeze, make tacos right before she gets home.

09-28-2009, 08:05 PM	#14
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: Smell of smoking Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it. EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum. Posted via Mobile Device

09-29-2009, 12:02 AM	#16
Red Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

09-29-2009, 08:10 AM	#20
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Smell of smoking It's D-Day I'd go with Gkitty's advice. In this situation you need to go with a woman's advice. If you won't listen to her, listen to me. Don't do anything about the smell and tell her that you are smoking in the house whenever you G.D feel like it. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

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