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Mřřse bites can be nasty
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Wow, missed that softball, huh? I thought CS, then for some reason told myself no, it was HG.
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums. ![]() |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Guess mine then, you'll feel better, Bob!
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Fish Called Wanda....great line.
![]() "Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today."
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Mřřse bites can be nasty
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"We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together."
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums. ![]() |
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Fatter than you!
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Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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Life is for living
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Man 1: "You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!" Man 2: "I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene?"
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Splitter of Hairs
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"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"
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Admiral Douchebag
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Life is for living
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"I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."
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Life is for living
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Somebody better get the above before <cough hint cough> this coming Friday.
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Have My Own Room
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It was Michael's Therapist in "Halloween"
You never had your hands on a teat before?
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Life is for living
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"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He went from room to room, splattering their heads as they slept. He killed his brothers in this very room. Right here...in these beds." (keeping it seasonal ![]()
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Slap Shot.....Ogie Oglethorpe!
![]() "Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!"
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Life is for living
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Man 1: Because in a 747, the pilot's up top, and the first class cabin's in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant... Man 2: I bought the airline. (I see my attempt to get a scary movie-themed string of quotes going the week of Halloween went over like a turd in a punch bowl.)
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I'm scared of Neil.
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"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes"
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GO VOLS!
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