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Old 02-29-2012, 05:12 PM   #1
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I like that blue on you
yes, it compliments his eye color.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:16 PM   #2
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old 02-29-2012, 06:53 PM   #4
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This thread has given me diabetes......
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:38 PM   #5
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This thread is causing me to drink heavily.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:41 PM   #6
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83 here in florida today.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:50 PM   #7
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83 here in florida today.
Bastard. snow here
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Bastard. snow here
Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:59 PM   #9
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Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.
Don't forget the clear blue skies and low humidity!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:02 PM   #10
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Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight?
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM   #11
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I'm lost. Is your roast as good as the Charlie sheen roast? I love me some cocaine on top of mine.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM   #12
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It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.
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It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.
Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????
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I wear a parka.
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When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.
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And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!
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You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!
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You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!
You got that dead part right!!! It is funny that every pic you post of the hot tube, your alone.
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Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?
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