Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? - Page 3

BlackDog · 06-30-2010, 04:03 PM

Here is another news source:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...orce-deal.html

T.G · 06-30-2010, 04:16 PM

06-30-2010, 04:32 PM

What's NBC?

SmokeyJoe · 06-30-2010, 04:46 PM

I don't get it... how does this news (reported - who knows if it is entirely factual) cause the good inmates of CA - BOTL - to take shots at each other?

What difference does Tiger's divorce make to any of us that would precipitate a loss of civility here?

As I said... I don't get it. My

pnoon · 07-01-2010, 01:44 PM

Singing . . . .

Elin's got a squeeze box. Carlos never sleeps at night.
He goes . .

Nevermind.

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BlackDog · 07-01-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Singing . . . .

Elin's got a squeeze box. Carlos never sleeps at night.
He goes . .

Nevermind.

gvarsity · 07-02-2010, 01:26 PM

Woods and Elin have a pre-nuptial agreement. Granted he is going to pay more than the pre-nup requires for her to disappear but I just can't believe this 750 million dollar number.

GreekGodX · 07-02-2010, 07:01 PM

Reports now are saying $100 million.

icehog3 · 07-02-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX

Reports now are saying $100 million.

How will she ever survive?

Kreth · 07-02-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

How will she ever survive?

Coupons.
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icehog3 · 07-02-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Coupons.
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And Ramen noodles.

Kreth · 07-03-2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

And Ramen noodles.

She might have to cut back on the PPV too.
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Chingas · 07-04-2010, 11:35 AM

Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

T.G · 07-04-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chingas

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.

Chingas · 07-04-2010, 11:58 AM

Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots!

T.G · 07-04-2010, 12:15 PM

She won't be able to afford hot dogs, only scrapple.

BlackDog · 07-04-2010, 12:37 PM

Geez, you guys are cold. She got royally hosed over by her husband, who played up the "clean cut family man" identity to help make his hundreds of millions. I'd say she deserves a very significant piece of that pie. She's beautiful, and now wealthy and single. And I dare say she's pretty smart. Not a bad package if you can get your hands on it.

Of course, like Carlos said, I'm not sure which method my wife would use to kill me.

Ashcan Bill · 07-04-2010, 01:02 PM

And don't forget, Tiger's still worth half a billion or so. Methinks the economy is going to improve for working girls everywhere real soon.

T.G · 07-04-2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

And don't forget, Tiger's still worth half a billion or so. Methinks the economy is going to improve for working girls everywhere real soon.

Except for Elin. She'll be reduced to clipping coupons and going out to eat will mean the 39-cent taco night at Taco Bell. Probably have to ask for a water cup and sneak it full of soda when no one is looking too.

Ashcan Bill · 07-04-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Except for Elin. She'll be reduced to clipping coupons and going out to eat will mean the 39-cent taco night at Taco Bell. Probably have to ask for a water cup and sneak it full of soda when no one is looking too.

Hey, she could always go back to being a nanny. It turned out to be a pretty lucrative career path last time around.

06-30-2010, 04:03 PM	#1
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SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? I don't get it... how does this news (reported - who knows if it is entirely factual) cause the good inmates of CA - BOTL - to take shots at each other? What difference does Tiger's divorce make to any of us that would precipitate a loss of civility here? As I said... I don't get it. My __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

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pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Singing . . . . Elin's got a squeeze box. Carlos never sleeps at night. He goes . . Nevermind. Posted via Mobile Device

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gvarsity still crazy Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 621 Trading: (15)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Woods and Elin have a pre-nuptial agreement. Granted he is going to pay more than the pre-nup requires for her to disappear but I just can't believe this 750 million dollar number.

07-02-2010, 07:01 PM	#8
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Reports now are saying $100 million. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

07-04-2010, 11:35 AM	#13
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed? She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons. __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

07-04-2010, 11:58 AM	#15
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

07-04-2010, 12:15 PM	#16
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,559 Trading: (37)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? She won't be able to afford hot dogs, only scrapple.

07-04-2010, 12:37 PM	#17
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? Geez, you guys are cold. She got royally hosed over by her husband, who played up the "clean cut family man" identity to help make his hundreds of millions. I'd say she deserves a very significant piece of that pie. She's beautiful, and now wealthy and single. And I dare say she's pretty smart. Not a bad package if you can get your hands on it. Of course, like Carlos said, I'm not sure which method my wife would use to kill me. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

07-04-2010, 01:02 PM	#18
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement? And don't forget, Tiger's still worth half a billion or so. Methinks the economy is going to improve for working girls everywhere real soon.

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