YOUR favorite sayings...... - Page 3

icehog3 · 05-22-2010, 08:20 PM

We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

joeobx · 06-10-2010, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

Volusianator · 05-22-2010, 09:42 PM

There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up!

jaydub13 · 05-22-2010, 09:53 PM

Said by Aaron(lostark) at the last S.H.I.T. herf: "When in doubt, whip it out"

That went over like a fart in church

TripleF · 05-23-2010, 07:00 AM

There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "ME"

I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest.

Women.......Can't live with 'em, can't shot 'em.

RevSmoke · 05-23-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jaydub13

That went over like a fart in church

I like that one too.

Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple."

Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer."

That's just great, I love it.

Mugen910 · 05-23-2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

I like that one too.

Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple."

Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer."

That's just great, I love it.

I love that part.
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SmokeyJoe · 05-23-2010, 07:05 PM

One that my Father-In-Law uses ...

"You can't polish a turd."

05-24-2010, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

One that my Father-In-Law uses ...

"You can't polish a turd."

Mythbusters actually proved that you can.

Mugen910 · 05-22-2010, 09:57 PM

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

This lady's got some nice ones I use often. Linky.

MichaelJ · 05-23-2010, 04:29 AM

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

OLS · 05-25-2010, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelJ

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Actually that's "Does Howdy Doody GOT wooden balls?" Cheech line, lol.
Also, NO FAIR. Military MFs can't play. Their entire life is sayings as I recall.
There is something about drawing from all 50 states and territories and living in
$hi+ conditions that brings out the sayings.

Speaking of Cheech. When asked about an old girlfriend. "It didn't work out....Well
it worked out once, but we worked it back in."

OLS · 05-25-2010, 06:47 AM

"Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"

Subvet642 · 05-23-2010, 04:59 AM

From Yogi Berra:
Yogi's math teacher--"Don't you know anything?"
Yogi--"I don't even suspect anything!"

On a serious note: "People are the architects of their own misery."

AND

"A person is only as happy as they make up their mind to be"

And finally, from Squadron Weapons Dept, Subron 14 (1984):
(Torpedoes should always be loaded for launch and not stowage, because...)
"If your guns ain't loaded, you'll get your azz shot off!"

alwayslit · 05-23-2010, 05:21 AM

in for a penny, in for a pound

SNKBYT · 05-23-2010, 07:02 AM

I have come here to smoke cigars and chew bubble gum ..... and I'm all outta bubble gum

05-23-2010, 08:25 AM

Hang tough.

-Z

icehog3 · 05-23-2010, 09:03 AM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Kreth · 05-23-2010, 09:04 AM

If you were any more full of sh!t it would say Depends on your forehead.
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Blindjimme · 05-23-2010, 11:25 AM

I've got a great memory, it's just not very long.

05-22-2010, 08:20 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-22-2010, 09:42 PM	#3
Volusianator Bikes, Babes & Cigars! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Wade Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 1,438 Trading: (17)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up! __________________ Overtime pays more because of what you're missing, money isn't everything.

05-22-2010, 09:53 PM	#4
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TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "ME" I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest. Women.......Can't live with 'em, can't shot 'em. __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

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SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... One that my Father-In-Law uses ... "You can't polish a turd." __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

05-22-2010, 09:57 PM	#10
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... What other people think of you is none of your business. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. This lady's got some nice ones I use often. Linky. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

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MichaelJ Just in from the Storm Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Mike Location: NH Posts: 43 Trading: (2)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

05-25-2010, 06:47 AM	#13
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... "Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"

05-23-2010, 04:59 AM	#14
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... From Yogi Berra: Yogi's math teacher--"Don't you know anything?" Yogi--"I don't even suspect anything!" On a serious note: "People are the architects of their own misery." AND "A person is only as happy as they make up their mind to be" And finally, from Squadron Weapons Dept, Subron 14 (1984): (Torpedoes should always be loaded for launch and not stowage, because...) "If your guns ain't loaded, you'll get your azz shot off!" __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

05-23-2010, 05:21 AM	#15
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... in for a penny, in for a pound

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SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I have come here to smoke cigars and chew bubble gum ..... and I'm all outta bubble gum __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

05-23-2010, 08:25 AM	#17
Diesel Kinevel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... Hang tough. -Z

05-23-2010, 09:03 AM	#18
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... If you were any more full of sh!t it would say Depends on your forehead. Posted via Mobile Device

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