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Old 03-12-2009, 12:57 PM   #1
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How many times have you gone to McDonald's and your food was wrong and you're missing your straw? If it's not happened, you should experience our McDonald's.
You'd have to be delirious not to check your bag.
It surprises me to learn that my turn at the window is a lot less important than yours. If you're too busy to wait, go home and make a sammich. hehehe
No kidding. The one's who are behind me and can't wait the extra 15-20 seconds are the a-holes.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:49 PM   #3
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No kidding. The one's who are behind me and can't wait the extra 15-20 seconds are the a-holes.
Sad thing is that half of those a-holes that were impatient while you were checking your order will sit there and do the same thing when they're handed their bag at the window.
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:26 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:29 PM   #5
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No kidding. The one's who are behind me and can't wait the extra 15-20 seconds are the a-holes.
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:55 AM   #6
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:25 AM   #7
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How about the guy who called to say his $20 was stolen. Went over and spoke with him in front of a known crack house. I was like dude, you were trying to buy crack. The guy was like no I wasn't. Once again had to remind him that I didn't grow up yesterday Low and behold he was trying to buy crack! I told him he had two choices...go home or go to jail. Reminds me on Indiana Jones..."he chose wisely". I haven't seen him since.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:05 PM   #8
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How many times have you gone to McDonald's and your food was wrong and you're missing your straw? If it's not happened, you should experience our McDonald's.
You'd have to be delirious not to check your bag.
It surprises me to learn that my turn at the window is a lot less important than yours. If you're too busy to wait, go home and make a sammich. hehehe
Sorry Scott that was my fault. When I was a mischievous juvenile I used to order water and water only as long as there was a car in front and behind me I would get the car behinds food. Only worked a few times then they actually rung up water on the order screen. I know flame away. Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:11 PM   #9
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Sorry Scott that was my fault. When I was a mischievous juvenile I used to order water and water only as long as there was a car in front and behind me I would get the car behinds food. Only worked a few times then they actually rung up water on the order screen. I know flame away. Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.
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Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.
Funny how it all evens out, eh?
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Funny how it all evens out, eh?
Oh I'm sure we've all eaten spit and nasty hair at one time or another so I don't feel too bad. It does make me want to thinking about it though.
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:49 AM   #13
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How many times have you gone to McDonald's and your food was wrong and you're missing your straw? If it's not happened, you should experience our McDonald's.
You'd have to be delirious not to check your bag.
It surprises me to learn that my turn at the window is a lot less important than yours. If you're too busy to wait, go home and make a sammich. hehehe
My god I hate that!

Me and my SO once bought some meals to go since we were going out of town to the desert, just to spend some time outside the city. When we arrived I opened my burger, and guess what, it was missing the meat....


man, Ihad to eat a lettuce sandwich with fries....

there has not been 1 time at the local mcdonalds that we had a perfect order...
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yeah Perry, when will you finally turn 15?
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I heard about this guy who bought a bunch of forums and tried to mash them into one big one and make everyone the same with a ton of advertising everywhere. Then got pi$$ed when people voiced their displeasure! I heard that was pretty amazing.
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The Mexico emmigration lady "amazed" me and my wife last week.

She "amazed" me when she ripped my passport cover in front of my eyes and then proceeded to tell me it was invalid because it was now mutilated. Her manager then "amazed" me even more when I asked to speak with him and he proceeded to rip several more pages before telling me He'd "let me go on if I gave him a secret favor of 200 dollars American."

Yep, they amazed me so much I nearly sh*t my pants. Let's just say the wife and I are very happy to be home, and even more satisfied to enjoy the views stateside from now on.

It was an award celebration trip for her sales figures. Next year we'll take the money.
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