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View Poll Results: Do You Pee In The Shower
Duh, of course 80 74.77%
Hell no! 9 8.41%
Only if the drain's not plugged 18 16.82%
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:30 AM   #21
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Almost 300 "looks" on this thread and only 42 people have voted?????

Come on, people. OWN UP


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Old 03-27-2011, 10:34 AM   #22
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It all goes down the drain, why not? I think it has something to do with the constant sound of running water.
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:43 AM   #23
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only when my wife is in there
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:46 AM   #24
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Shower yes, Laundry room tub occasionally.
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We are men the world is our urinal.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:26 PM   #26
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Wade, brother...you have entirely too much time on your hands.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:27 PM   #27
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only when my wife is in there
That was going to be one of the options!
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Absolutely not.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:36 PM   #29
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So far, seems approximately 90% will do it as they answered 1 and 2 as yes.

That basically means approximately 10% of those that responded (the ones that said they dont) are simply liars.
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That basically means approximately 10% of those that responded (the ones that said they dont) are simply liars.
I only pee in Carlos' shower
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Old 03-27-2011, 01:25 PM   #31
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So far, seems approximately 90% will do it as they answered 1 and 2 as yes.

That basically means approximately 10% of those that responded (the ones that said they dont) are simply liars.
I can honestly say that I have NEVER done this.

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Old 03-27-2011, 01:37 PM   #32
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Not only that but I also ......... Nevermind
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Last time I checked, I'm a dude. Of course! The list of things I haven't peed on is probably shorter.
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No; The Toilet Is Only 3 Feet Away. I Really Don't Care For Pee On My Bare Feet!
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Nah, I only pee on the toilet seat. I find that women really appreciate the time and aim it takes to fully saturate one, especially when it's performed late at night.
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