You might be a redneck if - Page 2

CBI_2 · 11-08-2010, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.

That's funny.
Reminds me of when we lived in NW Alabama. Last house on our road before you hit the Tennessee line. Police, mailman and trash truck all turned around in our driveway to head back into town.

htown · 11-06-2010, 07:26 PM

your family tree don't branch

CBI_2 · 11-07-2010, 10:00 AM

you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.

Smokin Gator · 11-07-2010, 03:27 PM

Damn... I guess I am a redneck!!

357 · 11-08-2010, 01:57 PM

...you've ever been too drunk to fish

macms · 11-08-2010, 09:14 PM

Now this here thread is the funny! Reminds me of my youth.

markem · 11-08-2010, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by macms

Now this here thread is the funny! Reminds me of my youth.

Back then, did you go cow tipping or dinosaur tipping?

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