Need your help with future wifey - Page 2

10-21-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When my wife complained about the smell of my cigar smoke, I would go smoke at my girlfriend's place.

I just laughed so hard I think I peed a little. Tom, you are my hero.

icehog3 · 10-21-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zens7s

I just laughed so hard I think I peed a little. Tom, you are my hero.

10-22-2010, 12:40 AM

Just offer her some maduro to smoke. Women always long for a long hard black...

Oh where was I going with this, yeah they like chocolate. Maduro especially if she also loves coffee.

sikk50 · 10-22-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cerius

Just offer her some maduro to smoke. Women always long for a long hard black...

Oh where was I going with this, yeah they like chocolate. Maduro especially if she also loves coffee.

I done gone seen Russ's girl love herself a maduro

DocLogic77 · 10-22-2010, 12:55 AM

I assure you this "dislike" will turn to outright hatred for cigars after you are married. It will become ammunition during fights even if smoked outside of the house. You will get "the look" everytime you pull one out. If you are already having to alter smoking habits it won't get any better with switching cigars.

This kind of thing needs to be worked out before you get hitched. I can tell you my wife rarely says a word about me smoking in the house or my purchases. But, I have a designated smoking room and I don't question her hobbies or purchases. It's a mutual "live and let live" attitude we were able to work out between us and it works for us. If you truly want to keep this habit and not have to listen to the nagging then communicate and come up with a plan now. If not you will be jumping through hoops the rest of your life and you will still have issues.

dwoodward · 10-23-2010, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When my wife complained about the smell of my cigar smoke, I would go smoke at my girlfriend's place.

I cannot help but smile every time I see this... the shock and hilarity of it makes it priceless.

BloodSpite · 10-21-2010, 08:31 AM

I went a completely different direction and bought a great big ol HEPA Air Purifier. Got a Honeywell QuietFlo

I turn it on low when I smoke in my office. Seems to work, or at least I have yet to beaten in to submission by my wife since using it.

I let it run during and about 30 minutes after wards as well.

A Smokers candle doesn't hurt either.

Skywalker · 10-21-2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by HollywoodQue

I hear you Godfather, I hear you.

He called Moe, "Godfather"!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

When my wife complained about the smell of my cigar smoke, I would go smoke at my girlfriend's place.

OMG!!!

I tell my wife that I'm a man, and smell masculine like men are supposed to smell, if she doesn't like it then...

I'll wash my clothes, brush my teeth and take a shower, Dammit!!!

BTW, I would start smoking RP cigars for no woman!!!

md4958 · 10-21-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

BTW, I would start smoking RP cigars for no woman!!!

The most intelligent thing said in this thread so far!

rizzle · 10-21-2010, 08:44 AM

I think the RP he may be talking about is the Decade. It has a "cream" colored band. Not a bad cigar either, IMO.

And I'll probably get fried for this, but quite frankly, I can't tell the difference in smell of smoke from one cigar to another. It's all smoke to me. Now I can tell the difference in cigar and cigarette smoke in a second. But it's all smoke, and all kind of stinky. Maybe it's all the weed I used to smoke or something.

10-21-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rizzle

I think the RP he may be talking about is the Decade. It has a "cream" colored band. Not a bad cigar either, IMO.

And I'll probably get fried for this, but quite frankly, I can't tell the difference in smell of smoke from one cigar to another. It's all smoke to me. Now I can tell the difference in cigar and cigarette smoke in a second. But it's all smoke, and all kind of stinky. Maybe it's all the weed I used to smoke or something.

I know what your talking about... they do all have that "cigar" smell... but theres definitely a difference that can be noticed. I hope they don't all taste the same to you lol

HollywoodQue · 10-21-2010, 09:04 AM

Now I see why this forum is called "Asylum" cuz you guys are crazy as HELL...I like the suggestion about going to the "Girl Friends House", now thats more do-able for me..

Thanks to all for the great suggestions....ps...I know his name is Moe, but "The Godfather" sounds really cool....LOL

dwoodward · 10-21-2010, 12:55 PM

I have read online on multiple websites and reviews that O3 Purifiers work great on cigar smoke. Supposedly just having 1 in a room can completely purify that room of any lingering cigar smell within hours.

I found one here at heartfelt really quick, but there are a lot of them all over the web. Check them out.

http://www.heartfeltindustries.com/products.asp?cat=52

detroitpha357 · 10-22-2010, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

When my wife complained about the smell of my cigar smoke, I would go smoke at my girlfriend's place.

OMG

Quote:

Originally Posted by HollywoodQue

Now I see why this forum is called "Asylum" cuz you guys are crazy as HELL... (you dont know the half of it, wait until you go to a heft) I like the suggestion about going to the "Girl Friends House", now thats more do-able for me..

Dont get killed WOOD!!!

I think she shoots better then you!!!

Wood put a heater in the back room we smoke in and you'll be fine. When you move together make sure you guys get a house with a private room just for you (somewhere in the basement with a window. Use the fan).. If all else fail some get me and we'll hit a smoke shop (your driving)...

10-21-2010, 11:09 AM

I like the girlfriend advice. Or maybe smoke around her girlfriends and get them to say that they like the smell. Then it will be harder for her to complain.

10-21-2010, 12:47 PM

My wife of 32 years HATES...I MEAN HATES...cigars. We've come to an uneasy truce where I try to smoke when she's away or after she's gone to bed. She on the other hand tries to pretend I don't smoke cigars.

Sauer Grapes · 10-21-2010, 01:10 PM

Hate to break it to you, but she's not going to like the smell of any cigar smoke on you regardless of the type of cigar.

Bill86 · 10-21-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

Hate to break it to you, but she's not going to like the smell of any cigar smoke on you regardless of the type of cigar.

Garbandz · 10-22-2010, 07:44 AM

Look at the bright side,at least she will not be sneaking into your stash.........

gvarsity · 10-23-2010, 02:49 PM

Good luck with that. Changing a woman's mind about anything but particularly cigars can be nigh on impossible. IMHO it is better to spend your effort finding a cigar get away.

10-22-2010, 12:40 AM	#3
Cerius Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Need your help with future wifey Just offer her some maduro to smoke. Women always long for a long hard black... Oh where was I going with this, yeah they like chocolate. Maduro especially if she also loves coffee.

10-22-2010, 12:55 AM	#5
DocLogic77 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Shawn Location: Deliverance Country Posts: 504 Trading: (1)	Re: Need your help with future wifey I assure you this "dislike" will turn to outright hatred for cigars after you are married. It will become ammunition during fights even if smoked outside of the house. You will get "the look" everytime you pull one out. If you are already having to alter smoking habits it won't get any better with switching cigars. This kind of thing needs to be worked out before you get hitched. I can tell you my wife rarely says a word about me smoking in the house or my purchases. But, I have a designated smoking room and I don't question her hobbies or purchases. It's a mutual "live and let live" attitude we were able to work out between us and it works for us. If you truly want to keep this habit and not have to listen to the nagging then communicate and come up with a plan now. If not you will be jumping through hoops the rest of your life and you will still have issues. __________________ Talent wins games...heart wins championships. Go Steelers!

10-21-2010, 08:31 AM	#7
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Need your help with future wifey I went a completely different direction and bought a great big ol HEPA Air Purifier. Got a Honeywell QuietFlo I turn it on low when I smoke in my office. Seems to work, or at least I have yet to beaten in to submission by my wife since using it. I let it run during and about 30 minutes after wards as well. A Smokers candle doesn't hurt either.

10-21-2010, 08:44 AM	#10
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Need your help with future wifey I think the RP he may be talking about is the Decade. It has a "cream" colored band. Not a bad cigar either, IMO. And I'll probably get fried for this, but quite frankly, I can't tell the difference in smell of smoke from one cigar to another. It's all smoke to me. Now I can tell the difference in cigar and cigarette smoke in a second. But it's all smoke, and all kind of stinky. Maybe it's all the weed I used to smoke or something.

10-21-2010, 09:04 AM	#12
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,125 Trading: (46)	Re: Need your help with future wifey Now I see why this forum is called "Asylum" cuz you guys are crazy as HELL...I like the suggestion about going to the "Girl Friends House", now thats more do-able for me.. Thanks to all for the great suggestions....ps...I know his name is Moe, but "The Godfather" sounds really cool....LOL

10-21-2010, 12:55 PM	#13
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: Need your help with future wifey I have read online on multiple websites and reviews that O3 Purifiers work great on cigar smoke. Supposedly just having 1 in a room can completely purify that room of any lingering cigar smell within hours. I found one here at heartfelt really quick, but there are a lot of them all over the web. Check them out. http://www.heartfeltindustries.com/products.asp?cat=52

10-21-2010, 11:09 AM	#15
Research-Colin Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Need your help with future wifey I like the girlfriend advice. Or maybe smoke around her girlfriends and get them to say that they like the smell. Then it will be harder for her to complain.

10-21-2010, 12:47 PM	#16
jbo57 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Need your help with future wifey My wife of 32 years HATES...I MEAN HATES...cigars. We've come to an uneasy truce where I try to smoke when she's away or after she's gone to bed. She on the other hand tries to pretend I don't smoke cigars.

10-21-2010, 01:10 PM	#17
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: Need your help with future wifey Hate to break it to you, but she's not going to like the smell of any cigar smoke on you regardless of the type of cigar.

10-22-2010, 07:44 AM	#19
Garbandz Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Tom Posts: 775 Trading: (53)	Re: Need your help with future wifey Look at the bright side,at least she will not be sneaking into your stash.........

10-23-2010, 02:49 PM	#20
gvarsity still crazy Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 621 Trading: (15)	Re: Need your help with future wifey Good luck with that. Changing a woman's mind about anything but particularly cigars can be nigh on impossible. IMHO it is better to spend your effort finding a cigar get away.

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