My baby girl's Senior Pics.

[massphatness]

My man! Your daughter is as beautiful as you are talented. Although, from the looks of it, she must take after her mom because you're just scary looking, bro. I will say she shares that same devil in the eye look you have. Congrats! You done good, Scottie.

Originally Posted by md4958

Gorgeous girl Scott... Just keep Bao away from these pics!!

Ha! If she's just like her mom as Scooter so often tells me, then Bao should want to stay far and away.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by MithShrike

Ha! If she's just like her mom as Scooter so often tells me, then Bao should want to stay far and away.

I've always had a soft spot for crazy women. I'm getting older and I've pretty much run out of roller-coaster tickets. Now I'm happy with crazy and mellow.

[spectrrr]

Beautiful pic Scott!

Very pretty girl, I know you're proud.

[elderboy02]

She is very pretty. Thanks for sharing those pics.

She 18 yet, Dad?

I mean Scott.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Darrell

She 18 yet, Dad?

I mean Scott.

Not till June. She's been 25 since she was 14, so it really doesn't mean anything except I can teach her how to vote.

[floydpink]

My daughters are blessed with their mom's latin gene pool and not my ugly ones. I always play the country song about the guy coming to date her and I'll be home cleaning my gun waiting for them to get back.

I'd imagine you have similar stories with such a beautiful daughter unless you're much more liberal than me.

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

[Old Sailor]

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

I love it my trick was to be sharpening my knife when boys came over.

Scott she's a beauty, you must be proud!!

I have two daughters. I am definitely using this questionnaire. Thanks. LOL

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

[TripleF]

You very lucky and soon to be troubled man. JK. Very pretty girl!!

[hotreds]

Eh, bravo Scotty!

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by ahc4353

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

kinda young for Tom?

beautiful young lady, I'd make sure you keep the guns loaded and her in the house.. too many people like me about ;-)
Beautiful daughter sir.

[Guitarman-S.T-]

Originally Posted by shilala

My ex called me earlier to tell me my stepdaughter's Senior Pics turned out so well that they're posted at the photographer's blog.
It took me awhile to figure out where they were because Kelly isn't very computer savvy and not the greatest of communicators.
The pics are at http://joellewattunscripted.squarespace.com/
If you scroll down to Sarah '09, that's my daughter.

I've been blessed with two daughters who are easily the most beautiful women in the world, and who have defined my life.
Sarah graduates this year and plans to end up in NYC. I have no idea what she plans to do when she gets there, but it's been calling her for what seems like forever. She's been there a couple times and loves it.
I've gone with her and it makes me want to climb up to the top of a building to see where the hell I am. It makes me miss the sun.

Here's my baby girl...

lovely pictures man!
You got a great girl on her hands

[taltos]

Scott, when the intruder (just kidding, great kid) who married my daughter showed up for their first date, I was sitting in the den sharpening broadheads in preparation of deer season opening the next morning. It was just a fortunate coincidence but Kathy was pissed for a while. Eventually they do grow out of being 18 and things improve.

Well done, Bro!