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you are correct about the vacuum.
sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one. ![]()
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...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?
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trash it...it's a Target special that was worthless. You want it, I'll give you a good deal
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When your Barber says ""I remember when my Dad used to cut hair in here".....and his Dad WAS your Barber....
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When you wake up every morning in pain and you have been for 4 years
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You can't read that number, you MUST sing it...
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When I don't ride the motorcycle I drive the Odyssey and I'm not embarrassed. I even get all excited when I push the keyless entry on the remote and the doors slide open like I can control the force.
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You no longer dance at the club/bar because you know you'll be "that guy"
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When you get home and the significant other gives you a list of chores you say "I've had a day. Can I please just soak my feet for a few minutes?"
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When you go to the dentist office and the waiting room music is what you use to listen to in high school....
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You were overheard mumbling, "Only an idiot would use Preparation H when he could be using Tucks"
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You can still hear the music????? .....when there are reading glasses all over the house.....and you still can find a pair
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That merely means that you are married, not that you are older.
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