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"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. Well, we have something that may take your mind off it. It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind. "
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"Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine!" |
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Yes I am a Pirate
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So, how about an easy one: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums. ![]() |
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Ronin smoker
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Yes I am a Pirate
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How about: "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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It's a Wonderful Life
"The Bit*h hit me with a toaster..."
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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PATRIOT and VETERAN
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SCROOGED.......Bill Murray
"Fate it seems was not without a sense of irony"
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"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
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"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station."
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Ronin smoker
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Yes I am a Pirate
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"Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. "
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Tin Cup Chalice
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Saving Silverman!
"The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff" |
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Bunion
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Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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Have My Own Room
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"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."
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I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best |
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Have My Own Room
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my bad
![]() answer to previous, "its a wonderful life" ... i think
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I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best |
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Devan is correct in identifying Tom's quote as also being from "It's A Wonderful Life". Thus, his quote above is now the one up for I.D.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Herf Crew of 2
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Spaceballs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XVc...eature=related "It's just that your face is so... Como un burro."
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Have My Own Room
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Despicable Me!
This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And, it's your fault!
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I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best |
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