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Old 09-29-2010, 10:35 PM   #1
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Your mother just called on the phone...
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:41 PM   #2
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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:15 PM   #3
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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:17 AM   #4
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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:48 AM   #5
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Next time ill think before answering the the phone.




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Who looked really hot from afar,
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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near
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Old 09-30-2010, 07:55 AM   #8
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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!
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NEW:

Playing a nice game of hopscotch,
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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...
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And thinking he was slick
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Old 09-30-2010, 09:47 AM   #12
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He attempted a foolhardy trick...
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and severely that trick he did botch
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I can't wait for the end of the week...
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when the wine that I'm aging will peak.
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with cork or with bung
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And cause all my tastebuds to freak!
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I think of the Asylum as home,
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though, at times, my grey cells tend to roam.
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