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I've looked high and low
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Have My Own Room
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I've treked through the snow,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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but I cant afford all this Holiday glee |
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Mřřse bites can be nasty
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Here, take my neighbors cat.
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.
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Livin' in a Van....
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on your sofa that cat will pee
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Admiral Douchebag
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But at least you didn't gift me a Tat!
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Have My Own Room
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Or gift you a Cremosa,
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Have My Own Room
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Or like the pirate Barbossa,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Mr. Charisma
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Rob you and then have a snack
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
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Feeling at Home
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New England will be rooting for their Pats
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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Bears will be on the golf course, smoking Tats,
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Have My Own Room
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For the Lombardi trophy some will sell their soul.
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Have My Own Room
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New:
No work, I want to play,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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