Getting old just plain sucks!

[Da Klugs]

Getting old is a state of mind.

Dealing with the physical changes that "maturity" brings in a manner so as to not "get old" is the challenge.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Getting old is a state of mind.

Dealing with the physical changes that "maturity" brings in a manner so as to not "get old" is the challenge.

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.
I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by shilala

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.
I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Nose trimmer only?
You mean you don't need tweezers yet for those "external" nasal hairs?
How about the ones in the ear? Wife trims those when I get a haircut.

[Lumpold]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Nose trimmer only?
You mean you don't need tweezers yet for those "external" nasal hairs?
How about the ones in the ear? Wife trims those when I get a haircut.

see, if you grow a proper moustache, the nose hairs just blend in...

Originally Posted by shilala

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.
I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Scott,
Funny you post about the hair and nose trimmer. My dad asked me the other day what I needed out here in Afghanistan and believe it or not, out of all the crap I could of said, I told my dad "I can use a nose and hair trimmer." So I know your pain brother I know your pain. Plus being the damn Army after 17 years Active Duty you start to feel your body turn to light brittle after awhile. My lower back, shoulders, and knees hurt every damn day. Getting old sucks!

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by shilala

I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.

It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now.

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by icehog3

It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now.

Piss, crap, boogers, nasal hair, ear hair....................gotta love this getting old stuff.

[markem]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Piss, crap, boogers, nasal hair, ear hair....................gotta love this getting old stuff.

[Da Klugs]

Did 50 push-ups this morning. Been working up (from 10) over the past few weeks. Feel .... younger.