J! E! T! S! Jets! Jets! Jets!

[The Poet]

To be fair to this woman, she has seemed to (of late, at least) have taken this all as a non-issue . . . perhaps because she got the PR bump she wanted, and now wishes to milk it more with her "professionalism". She says she's sorry that she's become the center of a controvery, and that this was not her intent. She wants to do her job without being a distraction.

Well, as some of you may know, the Jets new multi-zillion dollar facility is a mere rifleshot from my door, so if she does not want to distract the players she can stroll down my way and distract me for a while. I promise to hold my tongue . . . amongst other appendages.