Dr Pun

JaKaacH · 08-28-2010, 11:33 AM

A BELL-Y SHAKER
For years, the campanile rang beautifully, under the guidance of a master bell ringer. But one day, the bell ringer fell from the tower, dying instantly.

The distraught bishop advertised for a replacement. The next day, the bell ringer's brother appeared and requested an audition. The bishop sadly took him to the tower.

As the man bent to lift the hammer, he suffered a heart attack. He, too, plunged to his death.
A monk ran up the stairs and said to the bishop, "My God! How terrible! What was his name?"
Replied the weeping bishop, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother!"

08-28-2010, 11:33 AM	#31
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Dr Pun A BELL-Y SHAKER For years, the campanile rang beautifully, under the guidance of a master bell ringer. But one day, the bell ringer fell from the tower, dying instantly. The distraught bishop advertised for a replacement. The next day, the bell ringer's brother appeared and requested an audition. The bishop sadly took him to the tower. As the man bent to lift the hammer, he suffered a heart attack. He, too, plunged to his death. A monk ran up the stairs and said to the bishop, "My God! How terrible! What was his name?" Replied the weeping bishop, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother!" __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

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