Welp, It took a lot of years, but I finally got my car robbed.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by TripleF

Sorry to her that Scott. Too bad you didn't get a chance to confront the chicken sh!ts!!

It's probably best I didn't. I'd probably get hurt just from thumping them with a ball bat. Or get thrown in jail for shooting them. Or get my fat ass kicked.
I wonder if I could argue in court that I shot them instead of using the ball bat cause I was afraid I'd hurt my back?
I'd probably have to pay their hospital bills, too.
I'm really, honestly way ahead of the game.