Jimmy Buffet's Frozen Concoction Maker

[OLS]

Nice machine btw, Captain.
But the reason I topped this today is I get an email from my sister. She is a
minister. But she emails me to remind me to bring my FCM with me to the mountains
when we get together for our annual cabin week above the hot people in August.
She's the good kind of religious person. Not the "Jesus drank wine" kind, the 'pity
the poor fools that can't square religion and responsible alcohol consumption' kind.
So I need to get a bottle of vodka to go with my rum, then box up the old FCM and
start priming my self for a long-awaited, can't come soon enough break from this HEAT.