Dr Pun

Bob had just let the dog in from outside one autumn afternoon when Lisa noticed her behaving strangely. "Hey, Bob," Lisa asked, "could you check Tasha? I think she has fleas."

So Bob went over and started looking through Tasha's fur coat. He found she had picked up a couple of ticks and he noticed her dog tags had just come loose. Then he saw not fleas, but small white bugs in her fur. "Darn!" said Bob. "What?" asked Lisa.

"She's got two ticks in her hair, with lice! Help me find her tags in the leaves outside."