BORED TO DEATH - Not Describing You...it's on T.V.

[14holestogie]

Yep, great show. Zach Galifinakis is hilarious!

Leah: I don't feel good about this. I don't want you to be a sperm donor.
Ray: But it's flattering. They're fans of my work. I've never had lesbian fans before.
Leah: They should go to a sperm bank. You can't just give your sperm to two girls you met in a cafe.
Ray: I met you in a cafe.

Jonathan: It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.

Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.

Jonathan: 'I love you more than you know. Jonathan.'
Suzanne: That was a nice note. But you don't have to read your name in the end.
Jonathan: I know. I'm very literal-minded. You know that.

[14holestogie]

I'm paraphrazing, but Zach's character after therapy:

Remember when you were younger and you'd push your penis back up inside you and make it diasappear? My penis did that on it's own today.

Originally Posted by 14holestogie

I'm paraphrazing, but Zach's character after therapy:

Remember when you were younger and you'd push your penis back up inside you and make it diasappear? My penis did that on it's own today.

Rolling....