It's Magic Number Time!

[The Poet]

Update:

NY Jeters = 14 : The Os could not migrate as far north as Fenway, but made it to The Bronx. But neither the loss nor the rain dampened the joy, as The Captain gets his record hit. Meanwhile, Boston lets Rays load 'em up in the 1st, then takes their balls and go home. Hey, they didn't wanna let their girly red sox get wet!

Hitsville Hitlesses = 17 : And the beep goes on. At this point, it seems they may back that garbage truck of theirs right into Yankee Stadium.

Gateway Avians = 12 : Jair Jurrjens (Who? What? Jar-Jar Binks, did you say?) gives Braves the shut-out. Or was it Albert Pool-Hall, dropping balls like Minnesota Fats?

Brotherly Lovelies = 17 : They beat the NY Mehs, while the Fish flounder against the Nahs. It's good to have friends in the basement.

Beverly Hills Bums = 19 : One group of Ex-Iles (Long Island) beat another (Manhattan). Well, guess it ain't 1951 this year.

Tomorrowland Hay-Lows = 18 : Angels are swooping, White Sox are drooping.

The countdown continues.