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Old 09-03-2009, 11:29 AM   #1
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The Marine Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.

"Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?"

"No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:32 AM   #2
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:33 AM   #3
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Love it!

My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:35 AM   #4
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Love it!

My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim.
it still boggles my mind that you are not a good swimmer Pat. Damn squids...
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:38 AM   #5
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:49 AM   #6
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:52 AM   #7
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Old 09-04-2009, 07:36 AM   #8
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:47 AM   #9
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LOL!!
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