Reasons why pipes are better than cigars...

Emjaysmash · 08-17-2009, 04:37 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University

08-17-2009, 04:37 PM	#15
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University __________________

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