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Old 05-22-2009, 11:56 AM   #1
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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:00 PM   #2
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Dude, haven't you seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V64r3q4FuA

I say you shoulda known Moe!
Thats what the box looked like Dave, only in a bit worse shape!!

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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:05 PM   #3
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I think this has been posted before, but it never gets old for me:

UPS Hail Mary
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:19 PM   #4
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Default Re: W.t.f. Ups!!!

I guess I'm a lucky one because I have always had very good service from UPS. I've gotten to know both of the UPS drivers in my area. I have their personal cell numbers, and they often call me to figure out where I'm at if they have a package for me. Both of the drivers in my area have 20+ years with UPS, so I'm sure that has a bit to do with it. The fill in drivers have some issues though.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:09 PM   #5
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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
Now thats funny right there...

Sorry your package got beat up Moe... they are pretty bad about stuff like that... maybe they only hire ex-soccer players!
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