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Well boys update from Huntsville, The season has been cut short due to the outrageous (and needed) rain fall we've had down here. 8 games is what it has been limited to. Today was the second to last game of the season against the team that had only scored 3 goals and had never taken points of anyone. Not anymore. As a team we managed to tie and nearly beat the best team in the league, managed to suck some major donkey balls against the worst. Did I mention that the ref was a joke.. oh the defender that made the goalie type diving save? right. anyways. 0-0 final score. I had to make a rough decision and a huge dent in my pride *cough* ego *cough*. I decided that I was no longer fit to captain the team and ceded it to a fellow player. I asked my team to give nominations and at the end of next week, vote on it. I am just too competitive to captain a team in the lowest Division. several of the less than talented players don't understand why I make a line change with the best and fastest players on the field in the last 10 minutes. I was asked after the match by one of the females who was pulled, if my extra penis on the field helped score the winning goal, almost did I had a diving header go over and one of the others missed a sitter), being the sarcastic and at that point pissed off replied, well it was a hell of a lot closer than you would have gotten it.. bad idea. I have since apologized, she has yet to accept(don't blame her) so I gave up my armband and said that I will play when and where I am told... I've had a bad week already, this just topped it off. Hopefully. On to the records... Currently we are 1-4-2. Defensively we have been solid all season only allowing 12 goals all season, thus far, but only scoring 8. I have scored 1 goal. I don't know how we're going to work this little contest but I'll come up with something... or not. we'll see.. thanks for letting me vent.

[aldukes]

Team Dukes lost to the worst team in the league last night. That now puts us at bottom table. That's all I have to say about that.

fantasy league is just about over. One more set of matches.... looks like JDB is going to take them al.

Lads, season has ended, as many predicted United have won their 18th title and are on the verge of being the only team to ever successfully defend the CL crown. I'd rather they not. The season has been one of fantastic goals, heartbreaking losses(and in my cases draws..) Mr Wolverines has taken top spot and if I remember the wager correctly that's 5 cigars from all the participants. If I'm incorrect let me know.

1 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 1477
2 TEAMOFCARRAGHERS Dan'lboone 1429
3 Heritage St. Lou Stu 1346
4 SOS FC yayson 1257
5 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 1150
6 aldukes aldukes 1113
7 CS Scousers P NOON 1111
8 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 1045
9 Leeds Ga. Aracos 1030
10 Trudy Tours TTOURS 835

[pnoon]

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone

Lads, season has ended, as many predicted United have won their 18th title and are on the verge of being the only team to ever successfully defend the CL crown. I'd rather they not. The season has been one of fantastic goals, heartbreaking losses(and in my cases draws..) Mr Wolverines has taken top spot and if I remember the wager correctly that's 5 cigars from all the participants. If I'm incorrect let me know.

1 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 1477
2 TEAMOFCARRAGHERS Dan'lboone 1429
3 Heritage St. Lou Stu 1346
4 SOS FC yayson 1257
5 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 1150
6 aldukes aldukes 1113
7 CS Scousers P NOON 1111
8 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 1045
9 Leeds Ga. Aracos 1030
10 Trudy Tours TTOURS 835

If I remember correctly, too, you are correct. Waiting on a PM with address from Jdbwolverines.

Congrats on winning the league.

[aldukes]

Anyone want to wager a 5er on tomorrows game. You take Barca- I take ManU.

Side wagers regarding Pep's tie are also welcomed.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by aldukes

Anyone want to wager a 5er on tomorrows game. You take Barca- I take ManU.

Side wagers regarding Pep's tie are also welcomed.

tubo for tubo says he doesn't go leather

[Jdbwolverines]

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone

Lads, season has ended, as many predicted United have won their 18th title and are on the verge of being the only team to ever successfully defend the CL crown. I'd rather they not. The season has been one of fantastic goals, heartbreaking losses(and in my cases draws..) Mr Wolverines has taken top spot and if I remember the wager correctly that's 5 cigars from all the participants. If I'm incorrect let me know.

1 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 1477
2 TEAMOFCARRAGHERS Dan'lboone 1429
3 Heritage St. Lou Stu 1346
4 SOS FC yayson 1257
5 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 1150
6 aldukes aldukes 1113
7 CS Scousers P NOON 1111
8 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 1045
9 Leeds Ga. Aracos 1030
10 Trudy Tours TTOURS 835

Everyone, Sorry for the delay in sending out messages, but I had been gone and then in the process of moving over the last week and half or so. If anyone didn't get a message, let me know. I tried sending them all out at once so there is a decent chance I pry screwed up something. Robert, remember to send me your address for 2nd place.

[Jason]

There's the man of the hour! Congrats brother and enjoy the fruits of your victory

[Jason]

01038555749807130341 DC for the champ