road trip, advice needed

[Don Fernando]

47 days to go

here are the plans so far:

may 17, herf in Orlando
may 18, herf in Orlando
may 19, Key Largo & Miami
may 20, Miami (little havana)
may 21, herf in Gainesville
may 22, herf in Ft Rucker, Alabama
may 23, "Vander herf" South Carolina
may 24, herd in Fayetteville, NC
may 25, Memorial Day in Fayetteville
may 26, herf in Richmond VA
may 27, herf @ casa Trishiels, MD
may 28, herf in PA, location still undecided
may 29, herf in Rochester NY
may 30, herf with the Massholes @ Azon cigar lounge, Agawam MA
may 31, Flight to Las Vegas for E.L.V.I.S.
june 4, flight back to the country of legal prostitution and weed aka home.