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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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How many times have you gone to McDonald's and your food was wrong and you're missing your straw? If it's not happened, you should experience our McDonald's. ![]() You'd have to be delirious not to check your bag. It surprises me to learn that my turn at the window is a lot less important than yours. If you're too busy to wait, go home and make a sammich. ![]()
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I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone |
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This has happened so I often, I go in periodically and take a couple dozen straws from the drink station and keep them in the glove box.
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where do you keep your gloves?
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I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone |
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"Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary |
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YNWA
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden |
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Dave's not here
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Sad thing is that half of those a-holes that were impatient while you were checking your order will sit there and do the same thing when they're handed their bag at the window.
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Things People Do That Amaze You....
Become a moderator on a open forum and a whole new door of crazy opens up ![]()
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Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching |
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Go Browns!
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How about the guy who called to say his $20 was stolen. Went over and spoke with him in front of a known crack house. I was like dude, you were trying to buy crack. The guy was like no I wasn't. Once again had to remind him that I didn't grow up yesterday
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I work as a consultant for an IT company. We recently got a new connector to our CRM software for our Smart Phones. I was the only consultant in my office that installed the very easy to install software myself. The others had our technicians do it for them. I had quite a few techs come to me and ask how these guys are selling our technology services when they can't even use a cell phone.
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This is a rant of sorts, skip if you please.
![]() I close home loans. Borrowers do a lot of dumb stuff. First they act like they are reading the documents when they are not. I know where all the fine print is that will scare you. They never ask questions about that stuff, instead they ask about all the stuff in big bold letters. Really? It took you 17 minutes to read a page just to ask me about the bold print at the top? Next is the guy who puts his pen down after every page. Hey dummy your gonna sign your name about 86 times, do you think you can keep the pen in your hand for a minute? Nah, lets play the pick up sticks game instead. This one bothers me the most. Burping. I mean come on, you are sitting with an attorney conducting the largest financial transaction of your life and you are gonna start burping? Please, my 5 year knows better than to burp in public and you do it at the closing table? Really? Give me a break! Then they act like it is OK because they say "oh, excuse me." What it snuck up on you? AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Back to your regular programming. |
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Fatter than you!
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Did you never see Super Troopers? If not, I'm gonna have to make an emergency shipment.
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