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Originally Posted by massphatness

Many Happy Returns, Kristin!

Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.

Christ, I hope "candle" isn't a euphemism, Vin.