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C.I.A
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Well folks, as of tomorrow I am officially in the KMA club, I hit my 20 years of public service, I can now leave whenever I choose and begin drawing my pension. Should be in Florida by the end of this year, sure feels good as some of you guys know
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F*ck Cancer!
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Congratulations!
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Uncle Kitty
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Retirement is awesome! Good for you brother.
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Life is for living
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Now you gotta make a big, dramatic exit triggered by some inconsequential incident. Like somebody comes over to you and says "Did you borrow my stapler? I haven't seen it in a couple of days and Bob says you might have grabbed it."
Then you just stare at him for a minute, then quietly say "Are you accusing me of stealing your stapler? And that wanker Bob is in on it? I WON'T BE SPOKEN TO THIS WAY", sweep everything off the nearest desk with a flourish, "I have had ENOUGH! I'M DONE!!!" Then storm out without another word. ![]()
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Admiral Douchebag
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Welcome to the Club, Mike!
![]() ![]() I hit the KMA Club at age 44... you had to be 50 to collect your pension in Illinois at that time, so when I hit my 50th, I joined the GFY Club. ![]()
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Sexy Dave
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Congratulations, Mike!
ummm...I'm all kinds of slow, what's KMA and GFY?
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Sexy Dave
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Ahhh....retirement technical terms.
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Where's my buffaloooo ...
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Congrats, he said grudgingly as he took stock of his own situation and lamented the long years of toil still ahead.
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