glass eye

[cthulnado]

This isn't a safe for work joke...

A man gets laid off from the job he's had for 20 years. He is walking down the dark city streets, thinking of doing himself in when suddenly he sees an old work buddy who also was laid off that day. Instead of being depressed, his buddy is walking down the street with a big smile on his face and whistling a tune.

"What the hell man, how are you so happy?!"

"If you go down 2 blocks and turn into the alley, there is a woman there who will give you the most amazing blow job all while singing a beautiful song. I just couldn't be depressed after that!" says his friend.

The man walks down the 2 blocks and turns into the alley. It is very dark, but he can just make out the woman and a table.

"Put your money on the table" the woman says.

The man puts his money down on the table and she unzips his pants. Suddenly he is getting the best blow job of his life, all the while listening to the most beautiful song he has ever heard. He finishes up and heads home, a smile on his face and a song in his heart.

He goes back and visits the woman 3 more times over the week. On the fourth time, he gets curious and brings a flashlight with him. He goes down the alley, puts his money on the table and as she begins he gets excited and drops the flashlight. As it hits the ground, it flashes for a second and all he sees on the table is a glass eye.