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Sexy Dave
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!
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Bilge Rat
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I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil.
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Bilge Rat
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A pun, but oddly true. I almost bled out; lost and replaced 13 units of blood before they located the bleed. No NSAIDs, no caffeine, no oral anti-histamines and very little alcohol. Fortunately, nicotine makes the blood "sticky", so I can still smoke. Besides, after everything else he took away, he wouldn't dare.
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