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Old 10-06-2015, 06:35 PM   #1
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Default Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
A little girl cuts her hand in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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Old 10-06-2015, 06:38 PM   #2
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Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh. Well done.
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Old 10-06-2015, 07:01 PM   #3
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Ba-dum-bump!
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Old 10-06-2015, 07:31 PM   #4
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You get that from Neil?
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Old 10-06-2015, 07:49 PM   #5
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Old 10-06-2015, 08:11 PM   #6
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You get that from Neil?
Moi!?????

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Ba dum dss
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Moi!?????

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