When I was overseas I made the mistake of not taking my pipes with me. While I was in Okinawa my wife decided to leave me for a UPS driver, and she also gave my 5 year old son my pipes to blow bubbles in. (passive aggressive much?)
I will always miss the pipes!
You should have given your 5 year old something precious of hers to play with. And women wonder why men are reluctant to commit.
__________________ "Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt