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Splitter of Hairs
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"I lost a tooth! I married a whore!"
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Down the stretch
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Will herf for food
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Q: How do you write women so well? A: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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Splitter of Hairs
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"Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes."
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Splitter of Hairs
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"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid. (in reply) It keeps me warm."
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Life is for living
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"No, no, no, no, there's no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies."
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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