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Just in from the Storm
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"I gotta tell you... Do you know the Muffin Man?" The Muffin Man?" "THE MUFFIN MAN!!"[/quote]
Answer: Shrek Quote: "What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple hard, pipe-hittin' ******* and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." Last edited by icehog3; 03-04-2014 at 08:47 AM. |
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EMPEROR TOMPKINS
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"Oh, Mom, there's nothing wrong with calling a boy." "I think it's terrible! Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy." "Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody?" "Well, it will just happen, like the way I met your father." "That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car."
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
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Dumb and Dumber
"I got three words: anger management"
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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Life is for living
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Dude, Where's My Car?
"I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion. If everyone thinks one thing, then I say bet the other way."
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GO VOLS!
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Have My Own Room
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Thats got to be Bob Hope or Leslie Nielsen!
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Admiral Douchebag
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"Can't swim? The fall will probably kill you!"
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