Everyday colloquialisms

OLS · 07-01-2013, 10:05 AM

My first sargent walked past me and a buddy of mine coming into the chow hall and said
"It'd take a full house to beat THIS pair." I always thought that was the best freaking line.
The military seems to be the birthplace of the wildest ones.

kansashat · 07-01-2013, 11:40 AM

Dense as pound cake.

Like fighting the Chinese army.

Hard as pushing chickens in a ditch.

Like a monkey peeing off a cliff...little bit go a long way.

Lower than whale $hit.

Went to $hit & the pigs ate ya.

Fell to the bottom of the pond & the catfish/carp ate ya.

Beat you like corndog batter/pancake batter/a rug.

Beat you til you smell like onions.

07-01-2013, 10:05 AM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms My first sargent walked past me and a buddy of mine coming into the chow hall and said "It'd take a full house to beat THIS pair." I always thought that was the best freaking line. The military seems to be the birthplace of the wildest ones.

07-01-2013, 11:40 AM	#2
kansashat Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Alan Location: Kansas Posts: 26 Trading: (0)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Dense as pound cake. Like fighting the Chinese army. Hard as pushing chickens in a ditch. Like a monkey peeing off a cliff...little bit go a long way. Lower than whale $hit. Went to $hit & the pigs ate ya. Fell to the bottom of the pond & the catfish/carp ate ya. Beat you like corndog batter/pancake batter/a rug. Beat you til you smell like onions.

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