two priests and a drunk guy

Genetic Defect · 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

cmitch · 04-03-2013, 10:29 PM

My dad said his uncle was such a great magician. He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.

Genetic Defect · 04-03-2013, 10:30 PM

^^^

04-03-2013, 09:25 PM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	two priests and a drunk guy A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

04-03-2013, 10:29 PM	#2
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: two priests and a drunk guy My dad said his uncle was such a great magician. He could walk down the street and turn into a bar. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

04-03-2013, 10:30 PM	#3
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: two priests and a drunk guy ^^^

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