Not Quite Limericks

[cmitch]

There was once a magician named Magoo,
Who practiced a trick that was new.
He reached in his hat,
Where the rabbit had shat,
And came out with a hand full of doo.

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A nun from east Amsterdam,
Had a caboose as tight as a clam.
A lass slipped in his thumb,
That surely was dumb,
Now he's gotten in one helluva jam.