So. I had to take my cat to the vet

Drazzil · 01-12-2009, 12:05 PM

I wanted to take my cat to the vet for a standard checkup, and to clear up an eye infection. When it comes time for me to get the cats perscription. The nurse asks me what the cats name is. I tell her "Lucy", she asks me if the cat goes by anything else, or family name? (WTF?)

I give the nurse the fisheye and say the following.

"Well, since you asked, her official name is:"

"Lucielle Chamelle Beatrice Clarise Buttlicke the Third. Defender of the White Couch in the living room, ruler of the feline horde and master of the realm of Concord Street between the front porch and the blue car halfway down the street. Slayer of the four legged vermin and Black terror of any dogs smaller then she is."

"I give the nurse this insane little smirk and add, "Her Majesty answers to just plain "Lucy" We also call her "Goddamn cat" when we throws up on the carpet, mostly behind her back.. Any other questions?"

Mugen910 · 01-12-2009, 12:07 PM

thanks for making me smile.

Conch Republican · 01-12-2009, 12:07 PM

Rofl!

GKitty · 01-12-2009, 12:08 PM

Freaking brilliant!!

01-12-2009, 12:26 PM

I literally just had oatmeal come out my nose!!

AWESOME.

jledou · 01-12-2009, 12:46 PM

The third none the less! That is awesome!

01-12-2009, 12:57 PM

I don't even know you but I like you already! Nice work!!!

01-12-2009, 01:04 PM

Great!

Cats definitely have character.

01-12-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19thHole

I literally just had oatmeal come out my nose!!

AWESOME.

Did you eat it?

Cool story

01-12-2009, 01:46 PM

I don't get it.

I have a small zoo of animals - when it comes to their shots, I get reminders (postcards) sent to the house for them to update their shots.

And the family name is for the office records - how many cats do you think they have on record named "Lucy"??? (Lucy Smith, Lucy Jones, Lucy Jackson, etc...)

I'm guessing you only have ONE cat.......

zmancbr · 01-12-2009, 01:46 PM

That was awesome...

Drazzil · 01-12-2009, 02:02 PM

Yeah, thats right. The nurse asked for the family name.

I should have insisted that they fit the whole cats name on the pill bottle, 'd teach em for asking.

01-12-2009, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drazzil

Yeah, thats right. The nurse asked for the family name.

I should have insisted that they fit the whole cats name on the pill bottle, 'd teach em for asking.

I have been to the vets too many times and they ask us the same thing,,not sure they have many cats with the names of Clifford and Spazalina! the short version is Cliff and Spaz,,,

01-12-2009, 02:36 PM

Nicely done!

lenguamor · 01-12-2009, 02:57 PM

CBI_2 · 01-12-2009, 05:05 PM

Brilliant.

Drazzil · 01-12-2009, 05:23 PM

Her Majesty, Otherwise known as Lucy for short.

01-12-2009, 12:05 PM	#1
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	So. I had to take my cat to the vet I wanted to take my cat to the vet for a standard checkup, and to clear up an eye infection. When it comes time for me to get the cats perscription. The nurse asks me what the cats name is. I tell her "Lucy", she asks me if the cat goes by anything else, or family name? (WTF?) I give the nurse the fisheye and say the following. "Well, since you asked, her official name is:" "Lucielle Chamelle Beatrice Clarise Buttlicke the Third. Defender of the White Couch in the living room, ruler of the feline horde and master of the realm of Concord Street between the front porch and the blue car halfway down the street. Slayer of the four legged vermin and Black terror of any dogs smaller then she is." "I give the nurse this insane little smirk and add, "Her Majesty answers to just plain "Lucy" We also call her "Goddamn cat" when we throws up on the carpet, mostly behind her back.. Any other questions?"

01-12-2009, 12:07 PM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet thanks for making me smile. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

01-12-2009, 12:07 PM	#3
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,879 Trading: (60)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Rofl! __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!

01-12-2009, 12:08 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Freaking brilliant!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

01-12-2009, 12:26 PM	#5
19thHole Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet I literally just had oatmeal come out my nose!! AWESOME.

01-12-2009, 12:46 PM	#6
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,240 Trading: (27)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet The third none the less! That is awesome!

01-12-2009, 12:57 PM	#7
micksmokafew Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet I don't even know you but I like you already! Nice work!!!

01-12-2009, 01:04 PM	#8
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Great! Cats definitely have character.

01-12-2009, 01:46 PM	#10
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet I don't get it. I have a small zoo of animals - when it comes to their shots, I get reminders (postcards) sent to the house for them to update their shots. And the family name is for the office records - how many cats do you think they have on record named "Lucy"??? (Lucy Smith, Lucy Jones, Lucy Jackson, etc...) I'm guessing you only have ONE cat.......

01-12-2009, 01:46 PM	#11
zmancbr CERTIFIED THREAD KILLER!! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Zach Location: Color Red Posts: 1,692 Trading: (41)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet That was awesome...

01-12-2009, 02:02 PM	#12
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Yeah, thats right. The nurse asked for the family name. I should have insisted that they fit the whole cats name on the pill bottle, 'd teach em for asking.

01-12-2009, 02:36 PM	#14
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Nicely done!

01-12-2009, 02:57 PM	#15
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01-12-2009, 05:05 PM	#16
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Brilliant. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-12-2009, 05:23 PM	#17
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Re: So. I had to take my cat to the vet Her Majesty, Otherwise known as Lucy for short.

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