Want some cigar girls for your next event?

[BigBruce]

I'd like to go to one of those events

[Subvet642]

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

Originally Posted by T.G

Don't get me wrong, they are cute as hell, they're just wearing far too much.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

Don't get me wrong, they are cute as hell, they're just wearing far too much.

I knew what you meant, sailor.

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by T.G

I knew what you meant, sailor.

Just me being pedantic.

[Stinky]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

Agree. Easy to buy a box (or two) of excellent/appropriate cigars, then hire models (or strippers if you like) that are "well spoken"

As in all things . . . Cost is directly related to convenience. That 'Cigar-Girl' service could be very easy/convenient. Hiring and training bimbos takes a lot more time. . . and, you run a higher risk of something going wrong. Like, the bimbos cutting half an inch off the cigar(s) and scorching the foot & wrapper like a campfire cigar! Really! [experience talking] You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars? You obviously haven't done much of it! Plan on a solid half hour to explain how, demonstrate and let them practice. During the practice is where you find out:
"People learn by doing, not by watching others!"
Try it. You'll be amazed what happens when they try it themselves for the first time! I'd suggest hiding a video camera! . . . and, of course, use machine made cigars or cucumbers! . . . just kidding, use real cigars. But not the good stuff!

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by Stinky

Agree. Easy to buy a box (or two) of excellent/appropriate cigars, then hire models (or strippers if you like) that are "well spoken"

As in all things . . . Cost is directly related to convenience. That 'Cigar-Girl' service could be very easy/convenient. Hiring and training bimbos takes a lot more time. . . and, you run a higher risk of something going wrong. Like, the bimbos cutting half an inch off the cigar(s) and scorching the foot & wrapper like a campfire cigar! Really! [experience talking] You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars? You obviously haven't done much of it! Plan on a solid half hour to explain how, demonstrate and let them practice. During the practice is where you find out:
"People learn by doing, not by watching others!"
Try it. You'll be amazed what happens when they try it themselves for the first time! I'd suggest hiding a video camera! . . . and, of course, use machine made cigars or cucumbers! . . . just kidding, use real cigars. But not the good stuff!

Training? Dude, you think too much. The only skills that I require, should already be in their tool box (giggity); I can cut and light my own cigars.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Stinky

You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars?

About the same as an ugly girl?

Or a guy?

How about a guy with a mustache?

Or the ones with glasses and receding hairlines? I heard they were the worst.