Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[Parshooter]

Originally Posted by kugie

New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?


Merry Christmas Everyone

Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by Parshooter

Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

[mase]

Originally Posted by irratebass

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by mase

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

THE DEVIL's REJECTS

[mase]

Originally Posted by irratebass

THE DEVIL's REJECTS

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

[mase]

Going to bump this:

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by mase

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

No, you got mine.....I thought yours was TDR, but now I remember they said "chicken Fu*ker" so Idk

[mase]

Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.