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Old 12-13-2011, 01:49 PM   #1
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2 nuns are re-painting a room a in the convent as part of a remodeling effort. One of the nuns spills a little white paint on her black habit. The two nuns decide that, since they are in a convent with only other nuns, it would be fine to proceed without the habits as it is difficult to remove paint from them. A little while later there is a knock at the door and a male voice shouts "blind man!" The nurses decide that the hassle of putting the habits back on to see what this blind man needs is an unnecessary waste of time so they answer the door. The man then walks in and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to put these blinds?"
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Old 12-13-2011, 01:53 PM   #2
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2 nuns are re-painting a room a in the convent as part of a remodeling effort. One of the nuns spills a little white paint on her black habit. The two nuns decide that, since they are in a convent with only other nuns, it would be fine to proceed without the habits as it is difficult to remove paint from them. A little while later there is a knock at the door and a male voice shouts "blind man!" The nurses decide that the hassle of putting the habits back on to see what this blind man needs is an unnecessary waste of time so they answer the door. The man then walks in and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to put these blinds?"
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:28 AM   #3
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2 nuns are re-painting a room a in the convent as part of a remodeling effort. One of the nuns spills a little white paint on her black habit. The two nuns decide that, since they are in a convent with only other nuns, it would be fine to proceed without the habits as it is difficult to remove paint from them. A little while later there is a knock at the door and a male voice shouts "blind man!" The nurses decide that the hassle of putting the habits back on to see what this blind man needs is an unnecessary waste of time so they answer the door. The man then walks in and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to put these blinds?"
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