Wife attacks husband w/ cupcakes

Originally Posted by Skywalker

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!

They didn't say *who* called the cops. It could have been a neighbor.

At least I hope it was...I'd be pissed if I had to pay bail for my fiance/wife/SO after I called the cops on her for...um...assaulting me.