User Name Thread

[jonumberone]

My username gets read as Joe #1
It should be read Jay Ohh #1

When growing up my father had the same nickname for my brother and I: Jerkoff
After numerous times of yelling "Jerkoff get over here" and having the wrong "jerkoff" show up, we were tagged as Jerkoff #1 and #2.
Why I got the #1 designation despite the fact my brother is older always perplexed me.
I guess I was the bigger jerkoff.

Anyway me and my brother constantly referred to each other as Jerkoff.
After numerous calls from the school principal, we shortened it to JO.

To this day we still use the tags.
If I call his house, and his wife answers, I tell her to put Jerkoff on the phone.