Official CA WTF thread

[Bill86]

Originally Posted by pnoon

Care to show us your scars, Bill?

My parents didn't think of that. They preferred the accidental violence, you know dropping a fax machine on my foot from the garage attic (15 feet). Luckily I was wearing steel toes at the time or I would have surely broken my foot. Hey it taught me to be aware and always be prepared Good times.

It is also noted I will NEVER father a child so don't worry.